Things I Learned at a Texas Wedding

You can wear sunglasses that are equally effective at keeping out bees.


There is apparently a very real concern in Texas about flooding on the Dallas interstates. The signage continually commands you not to drown.

Sparklers at weddings are both awesome and terrifying.


It is possible (and this one is quite a surprise) to drive for half an hour in Ft. Worth and not see one bar or coffee shop!

But Ozona's in Dallas will make you giant mimosas and delicious juevos rancheros to share with wonderful friends. You might have to sit on a menu to keep your pants dry on the patio, but it will be totally worth it.


Also, here is a picture of my sister's hamster, Edward.