Expressing inappropriate emotion

A woman got on to the train holding on tightly to 3 things: 1 naked torso and 2 arms belonging to an alabaster, female mannequin.

1. Why, in the full train car, did only one young professional and myself express any visible interest or amusement in this woman and her dismembered friend?

2. What happened to her head?

Gross.

I got onto the bus after work today, the day before Valentine's Day, and it looked something like this:



Gross.

the perfect valentine obviously involves sleep

They're like rats. That fly.

I found myself in a kerfuffle of pigeons on the sidewalk the other day. I kept walking. I didn't shriek.

One even flapped me on the hand!

It was a momentous occasion.

Soon the pigeons and I will look like this.

oh, vocab

My boss was confused, amused and then impressed today when I used the word "imbue" in a sentence.

I may be too well-educated to be working in retail.

flooded

Do you know anyone incapable of using a washing machine without flooding their house?

No?

Now you do.

my 2009 workout obsession

saturdays at noon, oklahoma and canada go bollywood.