Showing posts with label things I don't know. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things I don't know. Show all posts

Monday, May 3, 2010

Ed and Terry

Can I just please state for the record that I don't quite think it is my fault that for most of my adult life I believed Ed Begley Jr. to be a stately African American actor? It's a fantastic name. And as much as (it turns out) I sort of adore the real, white, environmentalist Ed Begley Jr, I think his parents gave him the wrong name. (I think, also, it's to do with Lou Gosset Jr., if we're being honest.)


I have the same issue with Terrence McNally. I always envision him as the guy James Earl Jones plays in Field of Dreams.

Right?!

I maintain that this is not as odd as my aunt who mixes up Haagen-daas and Birkenstocks. Or a friend (she shall remain nameless) who confuses November and January.

Friday, April 30, 2010

in knots

As summer looms I have been strangely turned on by knots.
Yes, knots.



I have never touched ocean waters. Yes, yes, I know. But this week all I can think about is how much I want to go SAILING. I have never been sailing. I have no close friends who sail. I would quit my job today if some one would offer to take me on a sailboat for the summer and teach me to tie really incredible knots.

Then I would be both a sailor and a genius at macrame.

Requisite picture of my favorite boatsman, Desmond:

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Variation on Commemorative Transfiguration

This morning at Easter service I knew the melody to one of the hymns we sung based solely on my familiarity with a certain Sufjan Stevns song.

I felt both embarassed and incredibly smug that I had learned something so obviously important through my obsessive osmosis of pop-culture, as opposed to the way I should have learned it. And I was totally sure that everyone could tell the tall girl in the back with the big metallic cuff only knows this song because some guy put it on a mix CD for her at the beginning of her musical education.

It was akin to the feeling I had when I found out that the really catchy "Come Together" song they used on the hip commercial for the flat screen wasn't written exclusively for the TV commercial...