Gross.

I got onto the bus after work today, the day before Valentine's Day, and it looked something like this:



Gross.

the perfect valentine obviously involves sleep

They're like rats. That fly.

I found myself in a kerfuffle of pigeons on the sidewalk the other day. I kept walking. I didn't shriek.

One even flapped me on the hand!

It was a momentous occasion.

Soon the pigeons and I will look like this.